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Spongebob Is A Fag
by: Vic The Vulture, Raising
Tomorrow's Neocons Today!
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I'm Vic the Vulture and each week I'll
help you kids understand things that you'll need
to know when playing with those liberal egghead
kids on the playground! Things like:
Voting Republican, morals and values, supporting
the NRA, cutting taxes, and other things that
make good Kompassionate
Konservative Kids, or as Vic puts
it, KKK! |
Hey
boys and girls! Vic is back in the nest, and ready to
teach you Republican lessons! WOW! Did you
boys and girls have a fun week? Boy, Vic sure
hopes that you did, because Vic sure had a fun week!
Vic
was down in Washington D.C. this week watching President
Bush's inauguration. WOW-WOW-WEE! Vic got drunk!
Vic just couldn't contain himself from celebrating
another 4 years of war and morals and values!
Yeah, Vic partied-hardy with the Bush twins and got so
high. . . .WOW-WOW-WEE! COCK-A-DOODLE-DO!
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After
Vic's hangover, I awoke in my hotel room to
see things hadn't changed. WOW-WEE, Vic
looked over at the 3 female whores that were
in his bed and Vic said to himself,
"WOW-WEE! those are som* big tits!" Vic
really enjoyed "doing" them, and Vic loved
watching them "do" each
other....WOW-WOW-WEE! COCK-A-DOODLE-DO!
Ooops! Vic shouldn't have written the
word, "TITS". Vic should have written,
"WOW-WEE! those are big breasts! |
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Bird's Eye View -
Vic isn't saying that getting drunk
is the thing to do. No, boys and
girls shouldn't be drinking alcohol.
Drinking is a grown-up thing to do,
and boys and girls shouldn't be
drinking. But, WOW-WOW-WEE! Vic got
sh*t faced! |
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Hey,
President Bush's speech was great - I think it was, but
I was drunk - he talked about freedom and shit like
that. WOW-WEE! Freedom is great! Don't you think
freedom is great boys and girls? I bet you do, or
you had better think that it is, because Vic will turn
your asses into Homeland Security if you don't!
President
Bush thinks freedom should be for everybody in the
world. Yeah, America is the only free nation in
the world now and we want other people free. . . .
except maybe the French! Oh sure, the British say
they are free, but I don't know that for sure. I
do know that the Brits make good butlers and nannies,
but a lot of the British men will turn queer on you in a
heartbeat!
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Vic
and other good Republicans withstood the
cold to listen to President Bush's speech.
Yeah, we were all packing guns, some of us
were drunk, and we all wanted the freedom to
shoot our guns! But, we don't have that
freedom yet - at least not in public anyway.
So, we didn't fire off our weapons, we just
clapped and hollered and some of us puked
our guts out on the streets of D.C.
Afterwards, Vic felt so free that he wanted
to spread freedom right then and there. So,
Vic got into his limo and he paid some
female "escort" birds to go back to his
hotel room. Once back at Vic's hotel room,
Vic spread freedom all over those bitc*es!
WOW-WOW WEE! Freedom was running down
their backs, thighs, faces, and it was even
planted in their twats! WOW-WOW-WEE!
The seeds of freedom were everywhere! |
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Bird's Eye View -
President Bush thinks freedom should
be for everybody, even if they don't
want it! Damn right! Freedom can
come in many ways -much the way Vic
came in many ways with those whores!
Sometimes you have to force people
with a gun. That's right,
freedom can come in the form of a
.44 magnum handgun, or maybe a stun
gun, glowsticks up the ass, or other
ways. |
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Vic
was at one party where Dr James Dobson, founder of Focus
on the Family spoke. It was a party for true-blue
Americans that are Republican.
Dr. Dobson told us about how the liberals are after our
kids with cartoons promoting queerdom.
SON-OF-*-BITCH! The liberals are using Spongebob
Square Pants and others to suggest to you boys and girls
that FAGS and QUEERS are just like you. Hey, I know
Sponge Bob Square Pants and I knew him when he was just
a contraceptive sponge that loved to have sperm blown on
him! Hey, it is o.k. for women to be with women.
That isn't queer or fag, especially if they are "doing"
one another while a real man - like Vic - is in the room
watching and touching himself. COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!
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Vic's
stance against queerdom has cost him lots of
money. For example, PBS will not let
Vic on their commie show, because Vic ain't
queer! PBS wants people like Spongebob
Square Pants, Barney the dinosaur, Big Bird,
Oscar, and other known FAGS and QUEERS,
because PBS has a liberal agenda. Hell,
everybody knows that, and everybody knows
that Barney has been drilling Sponge Bob for
a long time! "F**k you PBS!" Is what
Vic says. I don't want to be on your f**king
libera*, comm*e, show. "F**k you PBS and
Fu*k yo* too Ba*ney, and Spon*e B*b S*uare
P*nts". |
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Bird's Eye View -
Sure, Vic tried to get on PBS, but
Vic didn't know that PBS was
subsidized with taxpayer money. Vic
thought PBS was a good, Republican,
privately owned, run-for-profit
broadcasting corporation. But, when
Vic was turned down by PBS - for the
27th time! - Vic found out that they
were a publicly subsidized, commie
infested, hippie inspired, socialist
propaganda machine! |
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 Dr.
Dobson is right when he says that Sponge Bob Square
Pants is out to turn you boys and girls queer. Liberals
are good at masking their intents, and they make turning
queer seem like a fun thing to do! Hell, I even
get a little turned-on by watching SpongeBob Square
Pants giggling around in his tight pants!
OOOooopppss...Vic didn't mean to write that about being
turned on by SpongeBob Square Pants. It must be all the
Segram's 7 that Vic drank the night before! Vic
ain't queer!
Vic
has learned a lot of new things this week. Vic learned
that President Bush is going to force freedom upon the
world, and Vic learned from Dr. Dobson that Spongebob
Square Pants is a FAG.
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