Republican Humor and Conservative Satire

One Rode An Angry Horse
by: Brother Merv Kilgore, Pastor of the Church of the Giving,

RepublicanPress.com is pleased to announce the upcoming release of One Rode An Angry Horse by Brother Merv Kilgore. A book that is filled with compassionate-conservative philosophy and good wholesome morals. It is a ground breaking, earth moving, get-down-on-all-fours, type of book. It would make an excellent Holiday gift for the conservative in your life who can't get enough of Republican morals and values!

The following are excerpts from One Rode An Angry Horse:

Chapter 1
ONE RODE AN ANGRY HORSE

"He who rode was naked, and he rode hard...."

The morning was cold and quiet as the whore arose from her night's work. She was still half-asleep as she made her way to the wash basin to rid herself of the sins that she had committed during the night. She splashed the cold water onto her painted whore face, and as she did she could feel that something wasn't right.

"I would have never turned to whoredom had it not been for liberal sex education classes I had to take while I was in high school," she said as she splashed her face with the cold water. Suddenly, there were the sounds of a horse's hoofs upon the cobble stoned street. The whore stopped splashing her face with the cold water as she heard the sound drawing nearer. "Clomp-clomp-clomp," was the sound that filtered into the whore's ears. She ran to the window and peered out onto the street that ran through the lonely, smelly, whore filled town.

There, she noticed, with her good eye, that a mighty steed of ebony pranced mighty steps as its hoofs beat upon the cobblestone. Upon this mighty steed sat a pale male rider unclothed, unshod, and uncircumcised. The mighty power of both man and beast was evident to all who gazed upon them. A mighty puff came from its nostrils, slobber dripped from its mouth, and the horse snarled. "This is indeed an angry horse, and there is indeed one upon it." she said to herself as she gracefully touched her supple breasts. As she gazed she unbuttoned her gown, exposing her massive 36 D breasts, and she fondled herself even more.............
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Chapter 42
HE WHO RODE WAS STILL NAKED

"The ride was long and hard, and so was he...."

A school teacher walked slowly out of her class as the evening sun came through the one room school house. Her mind was all abuzz with kids, books, and promiscuity; for she was never married and she longed to be with a man - any man would do.

As she lit her cigarette she heard a strange noise. A clomp-clomp clomping sound came from down the street, she quickly deduced this apparent fact, because there wasn't shit happening up the street.

"No, the sound is coming from down the street," she said as she puffed her cigarette, and then she spat upon the ground. She pondered upon life and how her life had changed since she started smoking. It was, or so it seemed to her, a life that needed a man. Any man, a man with no arms would do. Hell, even a damn midget with a semi-large pecker would do just fine. As she started to light up another smoke she saw an angry horse of ebony, and upon its back was a pale colored male. He who rode was uncultured, uncivilized, unkempt, unclothed, and uncircumcised. She unbuttoned her blouse and exposed her massive breasts to the stranger upon the angry horse.........
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What people are saying about: One Rode An Angry Horse

"A book that is a must read for all real Americans!".... Fred Barnes

"Mystery and misery!"......Raymond P. Clodstill

"I laughed, I cried, I pissed my britches!"....Colonel M. Pooner

"A novel that grips you from the first word, and then makes you grip yourself and masturbate!" ....I. Fester Auspice

"Liberals will hate this book!".....Brit Hume

"It speaks to a new generation!".....Ann Coulter

"It made me hot, and wet!".......Kathleen Kuntly

"I couldn't put it down! Then, I put one in Trudy!"..Dr. Longthrust

"I went out and stood naked!"....Claymore D. Liddy

"This book is for everyone that thinks they won't turn queer one day!".......Ken Starr

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