Two Saw What The Rooster Did...
 by: Brother Merv Kilgore, Pastor of the Church of the Giving,
Ragweed, Texas


(Ragweed, Texas)
Friends, dear, dear, friends, our nation faces uncertain times, and turmoil is rampant in the world today.  Being a strong and moral Republican with the values to face today's challenges is tougher than ever before.  The liberals are trying to test our resolve, but we must not waiver in the crusade to bring Republican morals and values to each and every country, one home at a time. 

That's why I am proud to offer my latest book.  Two Saw What The Rooster Did

It is a compelling look at what it means to truly love America, and what it means to be a Republican.  It would make an excellent gift for the person in your life who can't get enough of morals and values.  What follows are excerpts from Two Saw What The Rooster Did:




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What people are saying about TWO SAW WHAT THE ROOSTER DID:

" I laughed, cried, and pissed my pants with fear!" ...I. Fester Auspice

"A moving example of what liberalism will do to America!"... Brit Hume

"After I read this book, I went and killed a rooster!"....Thomas Lee Watts

"Liberals will hate this book for exposing their methods!"....Ann Coulter

" I too longed for the days of the rooster to come!".......Dr. Longthrust

"Judge not the rooster, but condemn those that acted in a perverted
manner!".....Judge Roy Bean IV

"This is a book that could lead us somewhere!".....President Bush

"I was horny as an angry bull in a ring with a fag matador!"...Colonel Pooner

"It has all the things liberal abhor!".... Rush Limbaugh

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About The Author


 Brother Merv Kilgore
  •  1970:  Drops out of high school in 10th grade
  •  1971:  Works for Ragweed Used Cars as salesman
  •  1972:  Gets G.E.D
  •  1973:  Starts Church of the Giving in Ragweed
  •  1974:  Starts Church of the Giving College
  •  1975:  Receives B.A. from Church of the Giving College
  •  1976:  Marries long time girlfriend Lottie Looms
  •  1977:  Receives Master Degree from BoB Jones via mail
  •  1978:  Receives Doctorate from oral Roberts via mail
  •  1979:  Starts "Homes for Wayward Whores"
  •  1980:  Divorces Lottie Looms
  •  1981:  Marries Gloria Glumly a former whore
  •  1982:  Starts Whores With Hope program
  •  1983:  Divorces Gloria Glumly
  •  1984:  Marries director of "Whores With Hope," Sally Needs
  •  1985:  Starts "Whores for Reagan's Re-election"
  •  1986:  Works for Reagan's White House Church Outreach program
  •  1987-1993:   Works for Bush's "10,000 points of Light and 1,000 Whores Shinning Bright" program
  •  1994--2002:   Pastor of the Church of the Giving in
                         Ragweed, Texas and   RepublicanPress.com columnist.