Reflections On Freedom
by:  Raymond P. Clodstill, Editor in Chief, RepublicanPress.com

The cold wind blew in our faces and sent shivers down our spines as we sat enthralled in the massive crowd listening to President Bush's Inauguration speech. I couldn't help but be warmed from the bitter cold by his words on freedom. I tightly grasped my lovely, sexy, 34 year old wife, Trudy's, hand. His words of freedom not only warmed my cockles, but Trudy leaned over and whispered in my muff covered ear, "I'm ready to be freed from my longings and sexual desires."  I knew then that Trudy's cockles were being warmed by President Bush's words.

Freedom, is a word we Republicans love to use and we hope and pray that freedom rings in the business world. Freedom to pay what we want to pay, without big government telling us what amount we have pay. Freedom to hire who we want. Freedom to fire who we want.  These are the things we Republicans hold to, long for, and get aroused by. Freedom from government taxes, freedom from overpaid workers - yes that is true freedom!

Trudy opened up her mink coat, thus revealing her naked body, as we sat together listening to the President. "Freedom to me means freedom from panties, and freedom from bras. Freedom from this ache I have dwelling deep inside my hot, wet, bunker of love," Trudy said to me as I looked at her naked body. I was stunned, shocked, cold, and left shaking like an idiot from lustful desires of the carnal nature.

However, my conservative mind was on freedom. Yet, my eyes were agape with what they were beholding. I had expected something like this to happen, so I had our Family Sex Therapists, Dr. Longthrust and Dr. Filltwat to give Trudy injections before we left for D.C. Sadly, it seems those sessions of intense therapy only fanned the flames of Trudy's fire.

As President Bush spoke of liberty, Trudy leaned over once more over to my muff covered ear. "Liberty. . .liberate me from this conflagration that is burning within me." She said as she took my Isotoner covered left hand and eased it into her awaiting boiling caldron of love.

Liberty, that is something all Republicans want. The liberty to sell what we make, whether that thing we make is safe or not. Liberty to do business without regulations, or silly work place laws, and liberty from UNIONS. What a sweet, sweet, word liberty is to Republicans.

"Do me now!" Trudy said as she hunched on my Isotoner covered left hand.

President Bush knows that we Republicans owe nothing to the nation; for we are the providers of work, we are the engines that drive the economy, and we are the real Americans. So, liberty and freedom are our right and our destiny. We long for a free world where slave labor isn't shunned, and where a man can be anything he wants to be as long as he has the money!

As Trudy toiled away on my Isotoner covered left hand, I felt inspired, and I felt so helpless to help her. Inspired by President Bush's words and what could be if we only had true freedom and liberty. Alas, my small businessman between my legs could not rise to face the challenge of Trudy's desires, but the desire to have 4 more years of morals and values was something Trudy and I could both agree on.

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