Editorials
Why I lover her!
By Steamboat Acuff
Oct 3, 2006, 20:05

Written by John Mitchum
Poet/Actor
rewritten by Steamboat Acuff
local pervert/semi-poet

America, Why I Love Her

You ask me why I love her? Well, give me time, and I'll explain...
Have you seen a Kansas sunset or an Arizona rain?
Or maybe, enjoyed sex with a little pain?
Have you drifted on a bayou ,
And seen naked Cajuns eatting gumbo down Louisiana way?
Have you watched gays shivering from the cold                                                 
fog drifting over San Francisco Bay?


Have you heard a Bobwhite calling in the Carolina pines?
Or heard the bellow of a toothless woman in the Appalachia mines?
Does the call of Niagara thrill you when you hear her waters roar?
Do you look with awe and wonder at a Massachusetts shore...
Where men who braved a hard new world, first stepped on Plymouth Rock?
Or, do you look with awesome wonder at a nasty Boston whore?
And do you think of them when you stroll along a New York City dock ?
Or, do you hear them laughing at your little cock?

Have you seen a snowflake drifting in the Rockies...way up high?
Have you ever smoked a doobie and thought you could fly?
Have you seen the sun come blazing down from a bright Nevada sky?
Or, laughed at the man that lost all his money in Vegas as he cried?
Do you hail to the Columbia as she rushes to the sea...
Or bow your head at Gettysburg...in our struggle to be free?
Have you ever slipped behind a big old pine tree to take a pee?
Or maybe do it doggie style with an old gal on your hands and knees?

Have you seen the mighty Tetons? ...Have you watched an eagle soar?
Or said to yourself, "Look at the tits on that slutty whore?"
Have you seen the Mississippi roll along Missouri's shore?
Have you heard an old Missouri gal cry out for more?

Have you felt a chill at Michigan, when on a winters day,
Her waters rage along the shore in a thunderous display?
Have you ever had sex with an old gal that you had to pay?
Does the word "Aloha"... make you warm?
Do you get hot and jackoff when you see bees swarm?
Do you stare in disbelief
When you see the surf come roaring in at Waimea reef?
Or do you get really mad when your wife gives you grief?

From Alaska's gold, Eskimo women, to the Everglades...
from the Rio Grande, Mexican gals, upto Maine, Black women
darker than spades.
My heart cries out, my pulse runs fast, my dick gets hard
at the might of her domain.
You ask me why I love her?
Well, I can tell you why.
My beautiful America, as she lies beneath me, and I bang her
under the wide, wide sky.