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Oh, I see pretty Ann Coulter has come out with a new book, and I mean "come" in the best sense of the word. Ann Coulter deserves everything that "comes" her way....and maybe even more!
I watched as the leftist liberal media tried their best to get Ann to break. Yeah, on the Today Show, Matt Lauer did his best to get in Ann's knickers! Too bad, Matt, you just don't have what it takes for women like me and Ann.
I too have a new book that is due out this week. You should be able to order my new book - Un-Godly Liberalism or Liberalist? - some time soon via this web site, RepublicanPress.com. I hope this new writing of mine will be a solace to all you conservatives that suffer liberals and their un-godly ways. I also wish that my new book will help you decide what to say about things that have been wroth by liberals and their long peckered pals, the Democrats!
Here are some excerpts:
Chapter One - Sex, Drugs, and Liberal Teachers
Teachers today only care about their beloved union and their beloved pay. Give me a F***ing break! What about reading, writing, and all that other useless bullsh*t? What about morals and values? Liberals have taken over our public schools, or should I say, "Pubic Schools", and they could care less about what little Johnny or Susie learns. All these over sexed teachers care about is getting in Susie's panties! Yeah, or teaching little Johnny how to smoke grass and beat his meat! I'll never forget the first time I came in contact with a liberal school teacher. I was in the 10th grade, freckle-faced, tender, sweet, and I was worried about my science project. I went in early to Mr. Harry Wong's classroom for help. Good old Mr. Harry Wong was a Vietnamese refugee who got a job teaching science at my high school. Good old Mr. Harry Wong smiled as I came in wearing my short mini shirt and knee-high stockings.
I had worked on my science project for 2 hours and 45 minutes and it just wasn't performing the way I had hoped. Yeah, my science project - a hydrogen powered vibrator - just wasn't ready and I was crying. "What be wrong with Mrs. Kuntly today?" Mr. Harry Wong asked as my tears rolled down my cheeks.
"I don't know.....I...I...just wanted it to be a surprise." I remarked through my tears. I sat my science project down on his desk and I could feel his slanted, liberal eyes watching my breast. I could also feel his tiny Vietnamese hands as they grasped my quivering ass. "You shushy you crying now...ok? Mr. Harry Wong give you something for your troubles. He givey it to you long and hard...ok?" He said as he bent me over his desk and slowly lifted my skirt. I could tell he was surprised by the fact I wore no panties on this day........
Chapter Fifty-Three Liberal Lesbians
Oh give me a f***ing break! I can't stand lesbians and their muff munching ways! Call me old fashioned or call me a media whore, I just don't give a blow-job for lesbians! There is something wrong with a woman that doesn't want a hard one slung in her! Take it from me, every woman needs something long and hard from time to time. I first met a lesbian back when I was in the 10th grade. I was tender, and I was naive of the ways of the liberal world. My 10th grade English teacher, Miss Puddineatter, had me to stay after class one day. "Your grades aren't up to to par, Miss Kuntly." she said as I set there in my desk with my legs crossed. I was wearing my short mini skirt, stockings, lacey white panties and my sexy silk bra. My nipples, for reasons still unknown to this day, were rock hard and poking through my bra and blouse. I knew I was in trouble with Miss Puddineatter, so I began to whimper and touch myself........
Chapter Three Hundred Lesbians, Liberals, and Mary Cheney
Mary Cheney, the daughter of our beloved Dick, is lesbian. I respect her for standing up for her kind, but damn John Kerry for telling everybody that she was a carpet crawling muff diver! I first met Mary during the campaign. I told her that I respected her and I loved her dad, Dick Cheney. I told her this while she undressed me in my hotel room. "That's kind thing for you to day, Kathleen." Mary said as she fastened her strap-on. I knew that I had to do something, I wasn't lesbian, so, I bent over on all fours. "Damn John Kerry!" I moaned out as Mary approached me from behind. Mary reached down to me and gently raised my head. She then placed her wanting lips on my wanting lips. I can still taste the inside of her kiss as though it was still happening today. "Damn the fags and queers!" I yelled out as Mary rode me like I was a wild, horny heifer on the Bush ranch.........
Chapter Five Hundred and Five Liberals Don't Believe In God
"Help me! Oh God! Oh God!" I screamed out as laid upon the floor of the hotel room, while a big black man drilled me......
In conclusion, I know liberals are un-godly. I seen them, heard them. and i have touched some of them. Yeah, we Republicans are godly, and we know who to judge and who not to judge. Yeah, I've been drilled - been there done that - but I damn sure didn't do it for love! No, I, like many other good Repubs, do it for job advancement! There is a difference, you know. Yeah, I've dallied with other women, but I'm no homo! No, I've seen it, touched it, let them touch mine, eat it, and I've been eaten. But, don't call me a lesbian! No, I'm all red-white and blue and I'm damn sure of that!
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