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Report The Good News In Iraq!
By Brother Merv Kilgore
Feb 11, 2006 - 11:44:00 PM

I had just gotten home from doing the Brother Merv Half Hour Gospel Hour Radio Show, here in Ragweed, Texas.  I turned on my television, and I'll be a sombitch, there on my screen was all this negative shit about Iraq. Hell fire! I don't want to see that shit about all that damn suffering and killing going on over there!  I want to hear the good news!  I am sick of the liberal media spin!  Throughout history, liberals have tried to put negative spin on many wholesome conservative causes.

I think it was Doobie Crockett, the brother of Davy, who reported from the Battle of the Alamo:   "People say that the Alamo is a losing cause.  I don't think so!  The Mexicans will never over run this fortress!  There are many jobs being created inside these walls, and so many good things happening here that aren't reported!  Davy and I think that this Alamo will never be over taken.   The newspapers don't want to report all the good that is going on here. I am here and Davy is here, and here is where the good news is happening!"

We all know that Doobie Crockett was Davy Crockett's brother.  We all know what happened to Davy, but what ever became of Doobie?  Davy stood and fought to make the Alamo a better place.  Davy died for liberty inside those walls, but Doobie ran for freedom!  Doobie ran and left the Alamo so he could tell of the good news!  Doobie lived to tell the good news and the good things that were taking place that the liberal media of 1836 would not report!  I say, "We need more Doobies!"

"There are so many good things happening here, Betty. I think we have gotten through to the savages and now they live in peace."  Wrote General Custer to his sister, Betty.  General Custer knew that the liberal media was focusing on all the bad things.  He knew that a lot of good things were transpiring in and around the area of the Little Big Horn River.  He fought til his dying days to bring out all the good things, and he fought the liberal media and their slanted message! "INDIANS!"  Was the last word General Custer spoke.  The liberal media had a field day with all the bad stuff that was happening.  Why couldn't the liberal media report on all the good that General Custer and men were doing for the Indians at Little Big Horn?  I guess that just as today, the liberal media was too biased against conservative causes!  I say, "Damn the liberals! We need more men like General George Custer!"

"We must not ever be afraid to sacrifice, so I want you to be a man and not be afraid. for today you will be our sacrifice!"  Said Stonewall Jackson's brother, Captain Rockbrain Jackson, to a confederate soldier. The confederates were surrounded that day when Captain Rockbrain Jackson made his request to the young soldier.   "By your courage we will all be better men."  That soldier did as Captain Rockbrain Jackson requested, and died there on that day, but Captain Rockbrain lived to fight another day!  As a matter of fact, Captain Rockbrain wrote a book dedicated to that soldier called,  The Man Whose Name I Never Knew.   We need more people willing to sacrifice today!  We need more men like Captain Rockbrain Jackson that will make the tough decisions!

Fred and Lester Boone, the brothers of Daniel Boone, were captured and tortured by Indians for thirty-six days.  Day after day and night after night Fred had to watch as the Indians sexually molest his brother, Lester.  On the thirty-sixth day Fred told Lester, "I will run and spread the news about how you sacrificed your life for me."  Fred escaped and Lester later died.  Fred kept his word to Lester and he wrote a best selling book entitled, Lester Had a Little Indian In Him.   Where are the men today that will endure having their butthole played with to save their brother's life?  Where are the men like Lester in America today? Where are the brave souls like Fred Boone that are willing to endure watching others die?

Today, my friends, my dear, dear, friends, the liberal media is only reporting of the bad news in Iraq.  Why doesn't the liberal media report about schools being opened, people doing business in Iraq, whores back on the streets in Baghdad?  They don't report these things because they know that the American people will re-elect President Bush!  "If you sacrifice your life, then there will be less people like you." Wrote a famous Iraqi raghead man to another famous Iraqi raghead, whose names I can't remember.

Today in America we are blasted with the stories of how a CIA agent was revealed by President Bush's White House.  Friends, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, friends can't you see what is happening to our freedoms?  The liberals are taking away our basic rights to ferret out people that don't stand by this President!  I say, "Woe unto whores and harlots who accuse this President for blowing the cover of an agent!  I'd rather blow the cover of an agent than blow a well hung Ethiopian!"

"Whores and harlots!" I scream from the valley of integrity.  "Whores and Harlots!"  I yell from the urinal of morals and values. "Whores and Harlots!" I holler from the crack of my ass.

Help me to tell the good news about Iraq.  Help me to fight the liberal media and their negative Iraq propaganda.  Help me to keep on keeping on!  Help me to help this President fight whores, harlots, communists, liberals, pud pullers, democrats, muff munchers, and cock suckers!

This Brother Merv saying,
"It wasn't God who made honky-tonk Angels!"